Today’s junk fax: roofing! The business itself is certainly still an important one. But…

You are a small business. You would like to reach more customers. You approach an advertising agency for help.

They say: “We will hit up the public with a junk fax barrage! They are sure to be swayed by your grasp of one of 1987’s top technologies.”

Do you:

a. Sign up, celebrate with a Seagram’s Golden Wine Cooler.

b. Walk away from cash money like a fool.