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The Erlenmeyer Flask of Humor

11-27-02 Really Slow Days at Work
Your tax dollars at work. At very little work.

12-12-02 My Appearance on David Letterman
Fame has its price. I don't think I can afford it.

12-30-02 A Guide for Graduate Admissions Committees
A friendly reminder not to take any of this seriously.

01-09-03 Signs You're Playing Too Much 'Risk'
Or: "Thwarted at the Alberta border"

01-11-03 Josh Battles His Self-Esteem
Part I of an ongoing series

01-13-03 Writing Concepts I've Had to Abandon
What you've long suspected: not all of my ideas are good ones

01-15-03 Making an Omelette, Potatoes, and Toast
Doing the best I can with my limited abilities

BuriedintheNoise-dot-com's nowhere-near exclusive coverage of Super Bowl XXXVII
01-17-03 Part I: How Each Remaining Team Might Win
01-22-03 Part II: Animals from the Future and Jevon Kearse Interview
01-24-03 Part III: The Top 5 Televised Sporting Events
For the XXVIth time, we heartily endorse the continued use of Roman Numerals.

02-04-03 Editorial Errors Made Elsewhere on This Site
Safely corrected to make me look better

02-17-03 The Day I Had My Driver's License Renewed
02-18-03 The Day Square Sharpcorner, Hero to Mankind, Had His Driver's License Renewed
Even in dark places where imagination and life is frowned upon, interesting things happen. Sometimes. Please take a number and wait in the meantime.

04-11-03 How to Make a Baseball Team When You're Freakishly Untalented
Gently rubbed with a rosin bag to prevent chafing.

04-17-03 Answers to Cliched Questions
Now there's nothing in life left to wonder about. Sorry.

04-30-03 Day Three at the Republican Fundraiser
Scary 'cause it's true.

06-15-03 Lewis and Clark: The Lost Tales
Clark finally snaps at his jealousy over Lewis' top billing.

06-25-03 Why did you do it?
Um...because you said so?

The Rhombus of Essays and Satire

11-27-02 Should We Legalize Alcohol?
Based on the question of where and why lines are drawn in society's sand.

02-07-03 So You've Decided to Vote Republican
Or: Put down that Sharpie and back away from the Constitution!

02-11-03 Slogans for the Bush Administration
Perhaps a catchy slogan will prevent the public from realizing we're proving Orwell right at every turn

02-22-03 Blame the Blamable
Angry about many things, I cull the weak from the herd and strike.

The Tetrahedron of Fiction and Miscellany

On the web no more...

About Buried in the Noise

11-26-02 The Origin and Explanation of Buried in the Noise
I enjoy an in-depth coversation with myself to uncover the truth behind not only the website, but the mysterious figure running the controls.

12-30-02 Mission Statement
What every growing corporate multinational needs.

04-23-03 Possible excuses why site updates have been, and will continue to be, done less frequently than they have in the past
Humorously presented to cushion the blow

11-23-03 One Year: A Remembrance
There has to be a point to all of this. But don't look here for it.

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