Possible excuses why site updates have been, and will continue to be, done less frequently than they have in the past

A bumblebee is hovering near the computer and I'm scared to get near it

Passport forging business recently booming

Too preoccupied with completion of my adaption of The Shining into Broadway musical

Turns out starting a website doesn't automatically generate income

Accidentally swallowed ball bearing, thereby completing a latent circuit within my mechanical endoskeleton and enabling me to travel through time

Working on conversion to casino site

Finally, mercifully, confined to mental institution

New prescription eyeglasses are faulty; all I can see are the back of my retinas

Pulling double shifts down at the slaughterhouse

Constructing lettuce and Cream Egg traps for the Easter Bunny

Far too busy answering fan mail

Tigers' start has me too depressed to function within society

Fell down a well and decided to stay

Overanxiously awaiting arrival of home gyrocopter kit

Only way to mask obvious dip in quality

I have just now been killed

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